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The forbidden legend sex scene

The forbidden legend sex scene

The forbidden legend sex scene

This time, nada, zilch, zero. Action, crime, and arthouse films have more international cachet, but do audiences in Europe and North America care more about opulent softcore pornography than a well-written, acted and directed romantic comedy? I edit daily. Asking director Cash Chin for Last Tango in Ancient China would be way beyond reasonable expectations, and fittingly the film never approaches anything resembling serious quality. Back in Hong Kong Cinema's heyday i. One time he busted a nut in school, it shot on the floor and his teacher slipped and fell on the floor causing a tit to pop out! Not that people care about plot here, because they probably don't. Actually, no. What does this have to do with chopsticks? Beautiful women and humor are the two main attractions here and both are home runs. Also, when the film takes a detour to a nunnery, all the nuns - save the main female actress - are played by young boys, with their master played by an old bald man! However, given the way the first film played out, the change in tone is off-putting. That is, until the sequel rolls around and audiences can get a second helping of Lam Wai-Kin's backside, as well as more Winnie Leung and maybe a storyline closer to the original Jin Ping Mei novel. The Japanese AV starlets from the first make a return, and they're willing to do whatever the film needs, i. The filmmakers get an "A" for fiscal responsibility. In the last film, there was at least one pair. Dymon Enlow. It's been years since that former staple of Hong Kong Cinema - the ancient costume Category III sexploitation flick - has reared its soft-focus head, but the wait is now over. Nope, this is wannabe classy stuff, since it's based on Jin Ping Mei, a. Well, yeah, if you rate quality according to the amount of flesh, silliness, and surprise that the movie doles out. Check it out. As such, it's suited for its intended audience - in large part because it's really the only game in town. The sex scenes are much longer this time out, but most of them are portrayed as disquieting, as frequently there's some unhappy subtext going on. The above isn't technically a flaw as the original novel wasn't exactly wall-to-wall fun, either in the original source material, Simon is an unrepentant murderer and betrayer, and dies of an aphrodisiac overdose. It's got enough sex, nudity, and silliness, so that's what the sequel really needs: Will she help Wu Song to exact revenge on Simon? Better yet, they could have simply hired an actress who would do what the other actors were willing to, thereby creating some consistency. It's not that the audience necessarily needs Leung to appear nude, but if the other actresses go the distance, shouldn't Leung do so also? The forbidden legend sex scene



Hold on a sec - this isn't typical softcore sleaze. I'm guessing that they do, and thanks to the geniuses? The first one was fun, the second one is mildly disturbing. The Plum in the Golden Vase, the famous 17th century Chinese novel. The five biggest edits are listed below. However, given the way the first film played out, the change in tone is off-putting. The award for 's most unfortunate bait-and-switch goes to The Forbidden Legend: They should have the budget for that. I especially enjoyed his private tutor Kaera Uehara who has one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen. Kozo However those films managed their combination of bawdy comedy, cautionary tale, and lurid erotica thanks to varying tones and the fact that they were each standalone films. That is, until he meets his first love Violetta pornstar Kaera Uehara , who has fun with him all over his father's estate. Yeah, you read that right. The filmmakers get an "A" for fiscal responsibility. Goddamn that had me rolling. Obviously not, so they paid only one, and spend less than five minutes at the nunnery so things don't get too disturbing. The Japanese AV starlets from the first make a return, and they're willing to do whatever the film needs, i. Seriously, does anyone think the filmmakers had the money to pay a dozen girls to shave their heads? Will she help Wu Song to exact revenge on Simon? Dymon Enlow. Action, crime, and arthouse films have more international cachet, but do audiences in Europe and North America care more about opulent softcore pornography than a well-written, acted and directed romantic comedy? It's been years since that former staple of Hong Kong Cinema - the ancient costume Category III sexploitation flick - has reared its soft-focus head, but the wait is now over. When Simon was a teenager his father wouldn't allow him to have sex until he'd mastered the Iron Dick so that means Simon was handlin' it nonstop. The Forbidden Legend: It's still a cheap production; the film gets really grainy every time a visual effect shows up, and one large prop is conspicuously reused. Character development does not seem to be a big deal here. However, if one expects the film to be fun, then they may be disappointed because the film isn't that.

The forbidden legend sex scene



As far as the women goes there wasn't a bad one in the bunch they were all knockouts. The disappointment is now even greater. The film features plenty of flesh, lots of sex, and numerous fetishes, plus it never really bores. If one wanted to throw their full critical powers at the film, they could have a field day, but such an effort would be inappropriate here. That's not the case now, with the industry suffering so completely that even a film that's considered a hit can't earn its budget back at the box office. Alas, their love does not last, so Simon embarks on a journey to, um, do something. Review by Kozo: Back in Hong Kong Cinema's heyday i. Many of the older reviews really need updating. The sex scenes are much longer this time out, but most of them are portrayed as disquieting, as frequently there's some unhappy subtext going on. It's still a cheap production; the film gets really grainy every time a visual effect shows up, and one large prop is conspicuously reused. The bald monk chick was also hot as hell and I think her sex scene was my favorite. Hikaru Wakana turns in the best performance as Moon, though she gets less screentime in this installment. The two conspire to get rid of him, setting up another marriage for Simon, plus the promise of a second film, where he's supposed to meet Plum not-a-pornstar Winnie Leung , thereby making his home life a "Dallas in the Palace", not unlike Zhang Yimou's Raise the Red Lantern, except with nudity and worse acting. This professional review refers to The Forbidden Legend: At least he gets into the sex scenes, which is more than you can say for old school action star Tsui Siu-Keung, who plays Simon's father and performs his lone love scene like he's afraid of touching his co-star. My thoughts on whatever shit I happen to watch. That is, they all look good naked, plus they actually appear to be enjoying the sex scenes - talents that aren't always found in Hong Kong softcore actresses. Also, when the film takes a detour to a nunnery, all the nuns - save the main female actress - are played by young boys, with their master played by an old bald man! It was hilarious. The Plum in the Golden Vase, a famous 17th century novel considered to be among the major classical novels of Chinese literature, right next to a little book called The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Cash Chin Man-Kei Cast: One time he busted a nut in school, it shot on the floor and his teacher slipped and fell on the floor causing a tit to pop out! Simon deflowers her and marries her, after which he becomes enamored of the small-footed Golden Lotus pornstar Serina Hayakawa , who's married to dwarf Wu Da-Lang Ng Chi-Hung, acting unconvincingly on his knees. Hold on a sec - this isn't typical softcore sleaze. But is this a quality event? It's been years since that former staple of Hong Kong Cinema - the ancient costume Category III sexploitation flick - has reared its soft-focus head, but the wait is now over. Well, yeah, if you rate quality according to the amount of flesh, silliness, and surprise that the movie doles out. Mail films for me to review here the more obscure, the better.



































The forbidden legend sex scene



It could be a cinema axiom. A round of beers and high-fives for everyone. Also, when the film takes a detour to a nunnery, all the nuns - save the main female actress - are played by young boys, with their master played by an old bald man! Furthermore, the combination of a subdued tone and the extended sex scenes occasionally makes the movie boring. Later on Simon is kidnapped by bandits and has a kung-fu sex duel the female leader to earn his freedom and the part that had me laughing out loud the most is since Simon has mastered the technique of the Iron Dick if anybody kicks him in the nuts they'll break their foot on his rock hard unit, but his servant is just a normal dude and for whatever reason he's constantly getting kicked in the nuts! It's not that the audience necessarily needs Leung to appear nude, but if the other actresses go the distance, shouldn't Leung do so also? The sex scenes are much longer this time out, but most of them are portrayed as disquieting, as frequently there's some unhappy subtext going on. Action, crime, and arthouse films have more international cachet, but do audiences in Europe and North America care more about opulent softcore pornography than a well-written, acted and directed romantic comedy? It's got enough sex, nudity, and silliness, so that's what the sequel really needs: It was hilarious. Serina Hayakawa is rather distant as Lotus, and Kaera Uehara sometimes looks like she's laughing when she's supposed to be crying. Well, yeah, if you rate quality according to the amount of flesh, silliness, and surprise that the movie doles out. There, I've just given away the entire film. The original was a sleazy, cheesy but amusing retro experience that recalled the glory days of Hong Kong Category III erotica. Aside from the 33 year-old actress being miscast in a young maiden's role, her nudity is only hinted at, with cloth, limbs, or awkward staging used to preserve Leung's modesty. Obviously not, so they paid only one, and spend less than five minutes at the nunnery so things don't get too disturbing.

That is, until he meets his first love Violetta pornstar Kaera Uehara , who has fun with him all over his father's estate. The Japanese AV starlets from the first make a return, and they're willing to do whatever the film needs, i. This professional review refers to The Forbidden Legend: I especially enjoyed his private tutor Kaera Uehara who has one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen. There's not a lot of story here as a young teenager Simon Quig's father, a famous sexologist, began training his son in the art of the Iron Dick and also how to seduce and outsmart females. Well, yeah, if you rate quality according to the amount of flesh, silliness, and surprise that the movie doles out. The first one was fun, the second one is mildly disturbing. In the first film, he doesn't seem that bad, while in the sequel he's pretty much the worst guy ever. Check it out. Sealing the deal is the appearance of Winnie Leung, who plays the pivotal role of Simon's maid Plum. In the last film, there was at least one pair. As compensation, we get professional actresses. They're all dubbed with femme-sounding voices, but the rationale here isn't comedy, it's budget. Character development does not seem to be a big deal here. All mistakes are mine as well. It could be a cinema axiom. That's not the case now, with the industry suffering so completely that even a film that's considered a hit can't earn its budget back at the box office. There, I've just given away the entire film. Yeah, you read that right. I'm guessing that they do, and thanks to the geniuses? The forbidden legend sex scene



I especially enjoyed his private tutor Kaera Uehara who has one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen. Lam possesses almost non-existent screen presence, but at least he's a game performer, and will even deep throat a young woman's foot in what's likely the most disturbing scene in the film. That's unfortunate, and so is this: Along the way he meets the comely nun Moon pornstar Hikaru Wakana , who observes his manhood one evening by poking at it with a pair of chopsticks - thus earning the film its English title. The above isn't technically a flaw as the original novel wasn't exactly wall-to-wall fun, either in the original source material, Simon is an unrepentant murderer and betrayer, and dies of an aphrodisiac overdose. The Plum in the Golden Vase, a famous 17th century novel considered to be among the major classical novels of Chinese literature, right next to a little book called The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Will she help Wu Song to exact revenge on Simon? Also did you know that if your lover is on the verge of death you can stick some acupuncture needles in her right nipple area and she will be restored to full health just long enough to have one last solid fuck session? I'm usually pretty bored with most softcore skin movies but I was laughing my ass off with this movie and the sex scenes were actually pretty goddamn hot! All opinions are mine. Action, crime, and arthouse films have more international cachet, but do audiences in Europe and North America care more about opulent softcore pornography than a well-written, acted and directed romantic comedy? It was hilarious. Cash Chin Man-Kei Cast:

The forbidden legend sex scene



The first one was fun, the second one is mildly disturbing. What does this have to do with chopsticks? Lotus' connection to Wu Song is merely an excuse for even more softcore sex, with one scene involving Lotus gratifying herself while Wu Song is getting the tar whipped out of him. Lam possesses almost non-existent screen presence, but at least he's a game performer, and will even deep throat a young woman's foot in what's likely the most disturbing scene in the film. Along the way he meets the comely nun Moon pornstar Hikaru Wakana , who observes his manhood one evening by poking at it with a pair of chopsticks - thus earning the film its English title. Review by Kozo: Nope, this is wannabe classy stuff, since it's based on Jin Ping Mei, a. The disappointment is now even greater. Since few Hong Kong actresses will attempt this sort of film anymore the crappy media attention is probably not worth the career boost , the featured actresses here are Japanese porn stars, and each fulfills their duty handily. Yeah, you read that right. That is, until the sequel rolls around and audiences can get a second helping of Lam Wai-Kin's backside, as well as more Winnie Leung and maybe a storyline closer to the original Jin Ping Mei novel. As far as softcore goes this one has it all: Asking director Cash Chin for Last Tango in Ancient China would be way beyond reasonable expectations, and fittingly the film never approaches anything resembling serious quality. Actually, no. The five biggest edits are listed below. Also, when the film takes a detour to a nunnery, all the nuns - save the main female actress - are played by young boys, with their master played by an old bald man! He also attempts the sort of silly sex shenanigans seen in nineties Category III flicks, with wire-enhanced sex and more wacky masturbation scenes than any film truly requires. At least he gets into the sex scenes, which is more than you can say for old school action star Tsui Siu-Keung, who plays Simon's father and performs his lone love scene like he's afraid of touching his co-star. Not that people care about plot here, because they probably don't. Will she help Wu Song to exact revenge on Simon?

The forbidden legend sex scene



Mail films for me to review here the more obscure, the better. Nope, this is wannabe classy stuff, since it's based on Jin Ping Mei, a. The Plum in the Golden Vase, a famous 17th century novel considered to be among the major classical novels of Chinese literature, right next to a little book called The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The filmmakers get an "A" for fiscal responsibility. But is this a quality event? When Simon was a teenager his father wouldn't allow him to have sex until he'd mastered the Iron Dick so that means Simon was handlin' it nonstop. Will she help Wu Song to exact revenge on Simon? It could be a cinema axiom. As such, it's suited for its intended audience - in large part because it's really the only game in town. My thoughts on whatever shit I happen to watch. Sealing the deal is the appearance of Winnie Leung, who plays the pivotal role of Simon's maid Plum. Alas, their love does not last, so Simon embarks on a journey to, um, do something. That's unfortunate, and so is this: Character development does not seem to be a big deal here. This professional review refers to The Forbidden Legend: Also did you know that if your lover is on the verge of death you can stick some acupuncture needles in her right nipple area and she will be restored to full health just long enough to have one last solid fuck session? All mistakes are mine as well. Check it out. There, I've just given away the entire film. In the first film, he doesn't seem that bad, while in the sequel he's pretty much the worst guy ever. The original was a sleazy, cheesy but amusing retro experience that recalled the glory days of Hong Kong Category III erotica.

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  1. Action, crime, and arthouse films have more international cachet, but do audiences in Europe and North America care more about opulent softcore pornography than a well-written, acted and directed romantic comedy? At least he gets into the sex scenes, which is more than you can say for old school action star Tsui Siu-Keung, who plays Simon's father and performs his lone love scene like he's afraid of touching his co-star. The film features plenty of flesh, lots of sex, and numerous fetishes, plus it never really bores.

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