Damn generation gap. I made the same joke she did and didn’t even realize it.
Mom: Also, how come you were up to early this morning? I was really surprised when you messaged me back so quick.
Mom: Very funny. Caffeine I’d believe.
Me: I said roofers, not RUFFIES. You know, roofers, like the fuckers who come and bang hammers on the roof at god awful hours of the morning? Not the date rape drug.