Archive for the 'Slang' Category

What we have here is a lack of common slang.

Damn generation gap. I made the same joke she did and didn't even realize it.

Mom: Also, how come you were up to early this morning? I was really surprised when you messaged me back so quick.

Me: Roofers.

Mom: Very funny. Caffeine I'd believe.

Me: I said roofers, not RUFFIES. You know, roofers, like the fuckers who come and bang hammers on the roof at god awful hours of the morning? Not the date rape drug.