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Was it good for you, or was that just another fit?

I think epilepsy is my favorite neurological disorder. Sure, there are things to be said for Broca's aphasia or prosopagnosia, but in they end they're only interesting in and of themselves.

Epilepsy, however, is my favorite, because attempts to treat epilepsy have led to so many amazing discoveries about the way the brain works. An attempt to treat HM by removing his hippocampus led to amazing discoveries about the role of the hippocampus in memory.

Attempts to treat epilepsy with a Corpus Callosotomy led to amazing discoveries about the independence of the brain's hemispheres.

And now, epilepsy treatments have led to a possible neurological basis for out of body experiences.

Besides, how could you not like a disorder that has so much in common with an orgasm? Er, and sneezing, if that happens to be your thing.

(Link and witty subject via Kevin.)

Of course, it’s not a school night for me… ;-)

So someone is getting some action somewhere in my apartment building tonight -- perhaps in the apartment above me, or maybe next door -- I don't know. Wherever it is, I know what that sort of intermittently rhythmic bumping and thumping means.

"Is someone jumping up and down upstairs?" my roommate asked.

"Ha, no." I figured I should let him in on the secret. "No, someone's having SEX." I whispered.

"It's a bit early for sex, don't you think?" he asked.

"It's a school night!" I reminded him.

It’s just a one liner. You expect a witty title, too?

"What the fuck does that mean?"

Obviously it means he I want to get in Kirsten Dunst's pants.

If you aimed a mirror just right…

I wonder what kind of innovative uses of this thing the geek porn industry will come up? I see a lot of potential here... Women with keyboards projected on their breasts, backs, and (for the particularly adventurous) other hard to reach places.

Who is Joe Thomas…?

So after checking my mail this afternoon, I'm left wondering: Who is Joe Thomas, and why was his Girlfriends LAcatalog delivered to my apartment?

Brisco & Bowler? Why’d you make me picture that?

    "Touch one of the rods, Bowler!"
    -- Brisco County, Jr, trying to use "the orb" to save his friend
    "Not that rod!"
    -- my roommate Michael, playing MST3K

(Sex) Tub?

During ResNet, my (boss's) boss is staying in the dorms at Stanford, so tonight when we dropped her off, my co-workers and I exploited the opportunity to compare Stanford's dorms to those to be found in Berkeley. You see, there is a huge rivalry between Berkeley and Stanford, so any ammo we can find to use against Stanford is very important. Anyway, we were walking along through the hallways, and there was a door labeled simply "Tub". Being the ever curious Berkeley students that we were, we took a peak inside and saw, of course, a bathtub - but more importantly, we saw a lock. This, in and of itself, invited a fair amount of heckling from the peanut gallery. But then we noticed the mirror, and started laughing even more. And then we noticed that there were some hinges on the mirror, and it could be nicely angled down to point at the floor -- "My, that's an interesting feature," we decided.

Hypercorrective Pronouns

I was talking to my brother on Instant Messenger earlier this evening, but when I finished, I didn't close the window. And when he went to bed, he left his computer on, and instead of setting an away message, he let his session go idle. And when that happened, a message popped up in the window saying '"Benjy's Brother" has stopped using their computer at 2:19:49, and is now considered idle.' Now, I'm not sure if it was the AIM service that sent that message, or his client that sent the message, or my Mac OS X Beta client which printed the message, but it was definately an automated message and not an away message.

"What's wrong with the message? It's gender neutral and everything!" you might be saying. Well, it's precisely the gender neutrality that's the problem. It's nice that they used the correct "their" (as opposed to there or they're), but it's not nice that "their" wasn't even the right pronoun to use. 'Their' is defined as "The possessive case of the personal pronoun they", and 'They' is defined as "The plural of he, she, or it." In other words, 'Their' is the plural possessive. In other other words, according to AIM, my brother is a plural entity. Which he isn't. Trust me, I've met him.

Why did AIM do this? Because they were trying to be gender neutral, of course. They didn't want to use sexist language, because apparently it's "bad form". It would have been embarressing if it'd said '"Benjy's Brother" has stopped using her...', and while using 'his' in that context is usually the accepted solution to this quandry, AIM chose not to do so.

What would have been a better way to word that message while staying gender neutral? Under normal circumstances, the best way to stay gender neutral is to rephrase what you were saying to be a plural statement from the get-go, instead of trying to wedge gender neutrality onto a non-plural statement. But off the top of my head, I can't think of a better way to handle the AIM case other than "his or her", because this is a complicated automated situation.

update: My roomate Keith offered up '"Chan da Man"'s computer has not responded for x hours and is considered idle.' Ah, very good, thank you Keith.

Most people probably noticed pretty quickly the error in the message, but there's a more insidious case, which is more common than I can shake a stick at. In an attempt to stay gender neutral, people will use 'they' in place of 'he' and 'she', which sounds right, because it's so common, but it isn't. It's also tricky because it happens when you're speaking in the third person. For example, instead of saying "The student asked what he should be doing", you'd see "The student asked what they should be doing". Another example would be "Each student put their coat in the closet."

This comes up when someone wants to make a general statement about a single unspecified entity. When it's a general plural statement, English is armed to the teeth with gender neutrality, and when it's a statement about a specific single entity, the pronouns practically speek themselves. But English isn't prepared to deal with statements about unknown singular entities. A solution? Figure out how to rephrase your statement as a plural statement, because odds are, it'll apply to more than one person, given that there are six billion people out there for it to potentially apply to. Alternatively, make the tradeoff between being awkward (his or her) and being gender neutral. None of these are exactly optimal solutions, as each has it's strong points and week points. Whichever option you pick, trying to use a plural pronoun in place of a singular pronoun, no matter how much you convolute the sentence (even if it's subconscious) to make it work, isn't a solution at all.

This phenomenon is known as hypercorrection. An example of this that's less complicted is the plural of octopus. It looks kind of like a latin derived word -- alumnus, for example. Both alumnus and octopus are singular, and the plural of alumnus is alumni, so the plural of octopus is octopi, right? Well, no, because octopus is a greek derived word, so it's octopuses... But that doesn't stop hypercorrection, and some day octopi might actually become the plural of octopus. And I'm not even going to comment on alumna and alumnae, other than to point out that even if octopus was derived from latin, the plural for a bunch of female octopuses would not be octopusae.

Shakespeare in Love

Last night we watched Shakespeare in Love, and I enjoyed it a lot. I love everything I've read by Stoppard, and as he was a co-writer for Shakespeare in Love, it shouldn't be too surprising that I liked this as well. One of the great things about this film (and Stoppard in general) is that anyone should be able to enjoy it, yet those versed in Shakespearean lore will be able to enjoy many little details. For a few of them, check out IMDB's trivia for the film. I enjoyed all the little references to various other plays and events, and was very pleased.

Pleased as I was, there were still annoyances. Two of the annoyances were entirely with characters, however, and I can't fault the movie for them. First, I frequently wanted to slap Shakespeare around and say "Knock that off!" Second, I'm forced to wonder how John Webster even survived to write any plays, considering what a little prick he was in the movie. My final complaint has to do with the sex in the film. Some of scenes were funny, but there were way too many sex scenes. And Gwyneth Paltrow's breasts received more screen time than Queen Elizabeth. Well, maybe not really, but it sure seemed like it.

I give it a 5/5. Buy Shakespeare in Love on DVD or VHS now.

Nude Stick Figures

Heheh... This site has some GREAT pictures of Nude Stick Figures. So if you go in for that sort of thing, you'll love this site.

Can’t we just be friends?

What a terrible, terrible thing to say to a man. This site is a foolproof guide to making any woman your platonic friend. Very funny. Very depressing. Very true. Read it and weep.