After a final, a vegetarian chili deluxe spud, and a rousing game of Mario Party 3, I set off for Cody's on Telegraph to see Terry Pratchett do a silly little dance. And while I was at it, I drug my roommates along with me, despite the fact that neither of them had ever read a lick of Pratchett. I figured it'd be cultural. Y'know, Ethnic or something. And thankfully, topics too closely tied to the books were avoided, and my roommates seemed to enjoy themselves well enough.
That said, there were some negative points to the evening. Notably, an adolescent girl threw a bit of a tantrum when Pratchett revealed the truth about Monty Python. Other than that, though, the problems were merely circumstantial. First, there's the matter of the british accent which, when combined with Cody's sound system which wasn't prepared for the crowd Pratchett drew, made him a little hard to understand at times. At the worst, though, the punchlines were still clear, and as the hour wore on, my mind got better at interpretting what he was saying.
And the final "problem" I had with Pratchett speaking was only when I compare this year to last year. You see, last year a whole ton of people were crammed into the little tiny store "The Other Change of Hobbit." In addition to this, last year Pratchett made stuff up to talk about as he went along, because a lot of the people in attendance had admitted to having also seen him in San Francisco the night before... This year, after immediately determining that no one had already heard his prepared presentation this year, he launched into that. And he delivered it well, and it didn't seem prepared, but... Well, it was less personal. Maybe it was because this year everyone had a chair to sit in, and room for limbs and the like. Or maybe it was because at some level I knew he was mentally reading from previously prepared material despite evidence to the contrary. But whatever it was, it was a less intimate experience than last year. For that matter, it seemed shorter this year, though my watch tells me that the same amount of time elapsed. This I directly blame on the seating arrangements... Last year, squished in like sardines, five minutes was an eternity.
So with the enjoyable bits out of the way, it was time for the unfortunate business of the book signing, and as there was no reason for them to wait with me, I told my roommates they could go home if they wanted to, which they did. Thus it was that I waited silently in line for half an hour, alternately eavesdropping on the webmistress of this site and playing with a little baby sitting on the shoulders of a nice couple in front of me.
Last year, I got my copy of The Fifth Elephant signed, because, well, everyone was doing it. Last year, Alert got a copy of The Last Continent signed that a friend of hers who had visited left behind accidentally. One of these things is meaningful, while the other is not.
I own a lot of Pratchett books. I own multiple copies of more than ten of the books (long story, I don't want to get into the details). I didn't have much interest in getting my copy of Thief of Time signed... What would be the point? I've got a copy of The Colour of Magic that was published in 1983, but what would be the point of getting that signed? So faced with this dilemma, I realized what I should get signed -- the book that got me into this whole mess... The copy of Guards! Guards! that I first picked up at Book Mark that fateful day while grocery shopping with my dad... The copy I devoured every word of... The copy I subsequently lent to all of my friends, getting two of them (and one of their moms) hooked on Pratchett... So I took that otherwise unassuming, battered book with me, and I got it signed. Other people had fancy imports of Thief of Time (the UK editions have different covers than the US editions), any of the books released in the last three years in hard back, and a few other random things. I was the only person I saw with such a worn and loved book. And after it was signed, it didn't magically transform... It's the same book, it just has another scribble in it now.
I've got a strange view on meeting people. Everyone in line around me had something to say to Pratchett, but I didn't say a thing. He asked me who it should be made out to, I told him, he signed it, and I was done. What was I going to say to him in a 30 second window? And whatever I did say, he's already heard, and isn't of interest to him. So why should I waste his time by telling him about the tattered book he signed? (This isn't about Pratchett in particular, it's just in general) Admittedly, the experience is not for for the signer, but the signed... But in my mind, I was doing it for him. He'd already signed a half an hour of books, and there was probably another half hour behind me, so why should I keep him waiting? And yes, I'm aware he probably didn't even notice it...
For me, the experience of the evening wasn't about the 30 seconds I had his attention, but what he had to say during the hour he had my attention. Others probably attend these events with opposite priorities, intending to tell Pratchett all about a flaw in his latest novel... But that's not... polite, I guess. I'll remember what he said, but he wouldn't have remembered what I'd said anyway... Terry Pratchett is a very funny man, full of great ideas, and if you even have the opportunity to hear him chat, you shouldn't pass it up. Even if you've never read the books, you'll probably still enjoy 90% of the experience.
update: As Kevin pointed out, Douglas Adams died yesterday. I read everything Adams before I ever got into Pratchett... Adams may have turned from writing to other media, but his few novels (relative to Pratchett, it's a few) have had an influence on a generation of geeks -- including me. And contrary to what Kevin suggests, it's not so much that I found Pratchett's Presentation lackluster, as I found Pratchett's Presentation lacking compared to last year. And yes, it would have better (though much sadder) had Pratchett known of Adams' passing. So long and thanks for all the books.