See Stew. See Stew link. Link, Stew, link!
Damn generation gap. I made the same joke she did and didn't even realize it.
Mom: Also, how come you were up to early this morning? I was really surprised when you messaged me back so quick.
Me: Roofers.
Mom: Very funny. Caffeine I'd believe.
Me: I said roofers, not RUFFIES. You know, roofers, like the fuckers who come and bang hammers on the roof at god awful hours of the morning? Not the date rape drug.
Eight years old, and he's a Microsoft professional
Well, the article claims he can "install most operating systems," so maybe he isn't your average Microsoft Certified Lapdog. It wasn't clear to me how much of it was the kid taking the test because he wanted to.
"I can't tell for sure with the sunglasses on, but you look young." Dan the random guy we've met repeatedly snowboarding said. "Did you go to college when you were like 14 or something?"
I've been told I looked older than I am before, so this sort of thing is new to me. In fact, before I got my hair cut, I never got carded when buying alcohol at the grocery store. But, since I got my hair cut, I've gotten carded every single time I've bought beer at the store.
Bah.
Yeah, so I've got regular assignments due on Thursdays, which explains why these quotes keep getting passed off as content on Wednesdays. Sorry.
The only way that turning 22 in 2002 would be any better is if I were born on either February 2nd, February 20th, or February 22nd.